F.A.Q. 

IF I WERE A MONTH, I’D BE August.
IF I WERE A DAY OF THE WEEK, I’D BE Saturday. 
IF I WERE A TIME OF DAY, I’D BE 11am.
IF I WERE A PLANET, I’D BE Pluto.
IF I WERE A SEA ANIMAL, I’D BE An Octopus.
IF I WERE A DIRECTION, I’D BE North.
IF I WERE A PIECE OF FURNITURE, I’D BE A Chandelier.
IF I WERE A LIQUID, I’D BE Earl Grey tea.
IF I WERE A GEMSTONE, I’D BE A Pearl. 
IF I WERE A TREE, I’D BE Palm tree.
IF I WERE A TOOL, I’D BE A Paintbrush.
IF I WERE A FLOWER, I’D BE A Windflower.
IF I WERE A KIND OF WEATHER, I’D BE A Warm cloudy day.
IF I WERE A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT, I’D BE An Acoustic guitar.
IF I WERE A COLOR, I’D BE Goldenrod.
IF I WERE AN EMOTION, I’D BE Bittersweet.
IF I WERE A FRUIT, I’D BE A Peach.
IF I WERE A SOUND, I’D BE Raindrops lightly falling on the rooftop.
IF I WERE AN ELEMENT, I’D BE Zinc.
IF I WERE A CAR, I’D BE A Nissan a.k.a. Optimus Prime.
IF I WERE A FOOD, I’D BE Udon!
IF I WERE A PLACE, I’D BE A Place where you can call home.
IF I WERE A MATERIAL, I’D BE Wire.
IF I WERE A TASTE, I’D BE Sweet.
IF I WERE A SCENT, I’D BE Coconut and Vanilla.
IF I WERE AN OBJECT, I’D BE A Canvas.
IF I WERE A BODY PART, I’D BE Hands.
IF I WERE A FACIAL EXPRESSION, I’D BE A Smile.
IF I WERE A SONG, I’D BE SOMETHING Soothing; with acoustic and violins.
IF I WERE A PAIR OF SHOES, I’D BE Dr. Martins.